Ticket in hand, I will be attending what is sure to be a madhouse of epic proportions: the Downtown Chicago Victory/Concession Obama Rally. The slide show below should update in real time as I take and upload pictures. I’m using my iPhone, so quality has to suffer in order for immediacy to flourish.

I was randomly inspired to make some HARD-HITTING POLITICAL SATIRE this morning in the form of fake bumper stickers. The first has to do with last night’s second presidential debate.

And the second is in reference to Joss Whedon’s amazing master-work.

I like hyperbole. We will tell our children of this night.